Tuesday, January 03, 2006

What to Expect in the Days Ahead

OK so now that the phony “election war” is over and things are set to begin in earnest starting today, what can we expect in the final few weeks before voting day?

Well, here’s what I think will happen:

1.The Liberals will run an attack ad that will portray Conservative Party leader Stephen as somewhere between Attila the Hun and Satan.

2. The CBC will release a documentary which will clearly prove that Stephen Harper is actually working for the CIA, in its “Satan division”.

3. The news media will scour the country looking for a Tory MP who believes the Charter of Rights should be dismantled so that we can pass laws against married, lesbians of colour who want to have abortions.

4. The Globe and Mail will run inflammatory headlines which will include the word “Christian” at least four times.

5. Paul Martin will put Alberta Premier Ralph Klein under 24 hour surveillance hoping to catch him whenever he utters the words: “health care”.

Yes indeed, expect democratic debate at its finest.

2 comments:

Missy B said...

Wait a minute... does this mean there is a Tory MP who believes the Charter should be dismantled so that laws can be passed against married, lesbians of colour who want to have abortions? lol

Just as long as it's not Peter MacKay, because even though I'm an NDPer, I think he's pretty sexy.

drvsvs said...

Charter of Rights & Freedoms?, it should really be called the Charter of Tyrany of the Minority Over the Majority