Things I have learned about soccer from watching the World Cup:
* The game time clock goes in the wrong direction.
* BBC play-by-play men sound more like English professors than sports announcers
* Soccer uniforms are really boring
* Every team in the World Cup has at least one guy with a weird hair-do.
* Where are all the hooligans?
Soccer uniforms are boring? Have you seen the Dutch play?
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