Don’t ask how, but I managed to get my hands on the Table of Contents for Liberal leader Justin Trudeau’s soon to be published memoirs tentatively entitled, Fifty Shades of Yay!
If the chapter titles are anything to go by, it promises to be a fascinating opus. Take a look:
Table of Contents
Chapter 1. The Kindergarten Years
Chapter 2. What I learned from zany old Uncle Fidel
Chapter 3. Why I love
Canada to my very bones, to the
core of my molecules, to the roots of my incredibly thick hair.
Chapter 4. Discovering the Middle Class by observing it through the window of my dad’s limousine.
Chapter 5. Albertans running
Ottawa! Not in my Canada.
Chapter 6. Why “Open” Nominations are good for democracy
Chapter 7. Why my power to arbitrarily veto Liberal candidates is good for democracy.
Chapter 8.Communist China: Admirable paradise of efficient state power.
Chapter 9. My take on foreign policy: Putin and a Ukrainian go into a bar…
Chapter 10. The budget will balance itself and other economic theories I’ve devised while smoking pot.
Chapter 11. Harper’s a big Meanie
Looks great, right? I suspect more chapters might emerge between now and the book's publication. Stay tuned.