Found this site that generates anagrams, so naturally I couldn't resist plugging in the names of our federal party leaders.
Here's what I got:
Stephen Harper = Sharpen Her Pet (Sounds vaguely naughty)
Stephane Dion = Hasten Dope In (New Liberal campaign motto?)
Gilles Duceppe = Spiced Gulp Eel (Mmmm yummy)
Jack Layton = Joy Klan Cat (Sounds like a racist jazz musician)
And here's me: Grey Hill Scorn (Darn those grey hills!)