J.K. Rowling has announced the title of the latest Harry Potter book; it's called Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.
My first thought when I heard this was, "What's a hallow?" and my second thought was, what if Rowling wrote books on Canadian politics.
Here are some possible titles:
Stephen Harper and the Income Trust of Doom.
Jack Layton and the Party of Irrelevance
Gilles Duceppe and the Separatist's Millstone
Stephane Dion and the Prisoner of Kyoto
Not sure any of these would be bestsellers but I am sure they would all get government funding.