Here's a couple of reasons why I am not so jolly these days:
- Recently had to endure my most hated of experiences: a trip to the dentist. What's worse, the radio station piped into the room was CBC news! Talk about double torture.
- Took my car into the garage to get it "winterized". Turned out it needed new brakes -- $1,200. Take that Christmas budget.
- Lost my December GO train pass. So my Christmas gift to some stranger is a month's worth of free rides between Toronto and Oakville.
I need is a visit from some kindly spirit just like on those corny Christmas movies!
It would especially be nice if that spirit had plenty of cash.