Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Are you or have you ever been a climate change denier?

Yesterday in the House of Commons Liberal leader Stephane Dion called Prime Minister Stephen Harper the worst thing you could call somebody these days: a "climate change denier".

No doubt, Harper will vehemently deny this serious charge --but surely that's not enough.

Surely, the only way the Prime Minister can truly establish his eco-friendly credentials is to ruthlessly root out these "climate change deniers" who threaten our society.

And the best way to do that would be to set up a House of Unenvironmental Activities Committee with the power to investigate and expose the non-believers.

As a good "green" citizen, I am willing to do my bit.

To help the HUAC do its job I have even put together this handy list to help citizens spot these "climate change deniers" in our midst:

* Watch out for any citizen who refused to take the "One Tonne Challenge".

* Be on the look out for people who throw their newspapers in the "glass only" section of recycling bins.

* Warning bells should go off if your neighbor named his dog, "Kyoto Science is Flawed"

* Keep your ears peeled for any passerby who takes the name of David Suzuki in vain.

* Does your co-worker refuse to wear green ties?

If you notice any of this behaviour, report it immediately to the government.

We can't afford to have even one citizen thinking freely when it comes to the Kyoto Accord.

1 comment:

Money Bags4Me said...

So where do I fit in all this? I think the climate changes all the time but that we (humans) have little or probably nothing to do with it.

Since CO2 we are told is the problem I took the step of checking what the historical perspective is.

All the hula-baloo comes from the rise from 285 parts per million at the begining of the industrail revolution to about 380 ppm today.

Then I found this chart
And ask the question if massive amounts of CO2 in the atmosphere are going to cause the end of the world as we know it, how come it didn’t happen 150 million years ago when we were at 2000 ppm or 350 million years ago when we were at 4000 ppm or 500 million years ago when it was at 7000 ppm. We are arguably at the lowest levels of CO2 in the atmosphere, ever, in the history of the world, yet the so-called experts claim that we are doomed because of the amount of CO2 in the atmosphere.

According to their theory we shouldn’t be here at all then.

How many 'hail Suzuki's' will I be stuck doing in the good old catholic tradition.

Or will I be rounded up and sent to the Al Gore re-education camp's to watch his movie 'al-a A Clockwork Orange.