Seismologists recorded an earthquake in North Korea yesterday that measured 4.2 on the Richter Scale.
Analysts say this quake can only mean one of two things: either Michael Moore is visiting Pyongyang or socialist lunatic Kim Jong-il has tested a nuclear bomb.
If it’s the latter, then this is a serious matter with immense geo-political implications.
We can expect, therefore, the following actions:
* The United Nations will study the matter and quickly pass a strongly worded resolution denouncing the lack of parking spaces in New York City.
* CUPE union boss Sid Ryan will blame it all on Zionism and endorse yet another boycott of Israel.
* NDP leader Jack Layton will call upon his buddies in the Taliban to negotiate with the North Korean leadership to ensure the bomb is used only for peaceful purposes.
* The CBC will air frightening documentaries on how North Korean bomb pales into significance when compared to the real threat to our civilization: Wal Mart stores.
* Toronto Mayor David Miller will send an emissary to North Korea for pointers on how to run a Stalinist economy.
There now don’t you feel safer?
2 comments:
Terrific as usual, Gerry
Stephen
You forgot to add:
"And Gerry Nichols will insist on immediate military action, because it's worked so well in Afghanistan and Iraq."
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