OK I believed it when David Suzuki and Al Gore and Stephane Dion proclaimed that global warming was heating up our winter.
Accordingly on my visit to Ottawa I left behind my gloves and hat and warm coat, thinking it would be a tropical paradise.
It's like 100 degrees below zero out there! I almost died of frostbite going out to get a coffee.
Mind you it's my fault for listening to the high priests of the emerging environmental cult.
Actually, it's not so much a cult, as it is like a primitive pagan religion as practiced by those native tribes in old Tarzan movies.
Chief: Winter getting warm.
Witch Doctor: Winter getting warm because the great god Kyoto is angry.
Chief: What we do?
Witch doctor: Must sacrifice virgin SUV to Kyoto. Make him happy!
Ok so this posting doesn't make much sense, but I am just typing to keep my fingers warm.