As we all know, the Liberal Party of Canada is on the lookout for yet another victim, er I mean leader.
It’s a tough position to fill.
After all, not everybody has the special skill set it will undoubtedly take to lead a once great party into oblivion.
So perhaps the Liberals should start thinking “outside the box” when considering leadership candidates.
For example, here are a few ideas I came up with:
Not only is May on the same page as the Liberals when it comes to recycling light bulbs or whatever, she also has lots of practice leading fringe parties
OK I have no idea why Sheen would make a good Liberal leader, but including his name in these sorts of lists is mandatory.
Stephane Dion’s dog, “
As a dog,
has all sorts of good qualities: he is loyal, friendly and would provide much needed companionship to the Liberal party. And if the party’s popularity declines under his leadership, the Liberal caucus can just smack his nose with a rolled up newspaper. Kyoto
Has a huge fan base, plus has a much better haircut than Stephen Harper.
Osama Bin Laden
Yes, I know he’s dead, but heck so is the Liberal Party.