I have come up with a fool proof plan to make myself Prime Minister.
All I need do is create a political party called "None of the Above" and I will be assured a majority government.
Hey, think I'm kidding?
Just check the polls -- none of the other parties has caught the public's fancy.
And here's why: The Conservatives are acting like Liberals; the Liberals are acting like New Democrats and the New Democrats are acting like . . . well they are acting like New Democrats.
It's all one big political mush.
So why not vote for "None of the Above?"
Hmm, sounds like a great campaign slogan.