Thought I'd share it:
Justin Trudeau campaign itinerary:
Oct. 8 – Thanksgiving Day – Visit farm near
-- raise turkey from the dead. Montreal
Oct. 14 ---
rally: Brief talk to supporters, followed by turning water into wine. Toronto
Oct. 22 --- Niagara Falls –Part the
River just for the heck of it.
October 29 – New York - Attend labour negotiations between NHL and Player’s
Union, so that idealism and youthful
energy can end hockey lock out.
November 2 -- Ottawa -- Talk to CBC producers about casting for planned bio pic, tentatively titled: “Justin Trudeau: The Most Impossibly Handsome Canadian”
November 5 -- Organize the hordes of once apathetic but now inspired and energized youthful Canadians into obedient legions.
November 8 –
– Raise funds for leadership campaign by turning base metal into gold. Winnipeg
November 11 –
-- Take day off to re-charge charisma. Regina
November 13 -- Edmonton -- Bask in media adulation.
November 19 --
– Announce detailed policy platform. (Ha, ha just kidding.) Calgary
November 25 --- Red Deer -- Wear Stetson and smile adorably.
December 2 –
– enter city via chariot drawn by four snow white stallions. Vancouver
December 15 –
– visit local restaurant – order sizzle without the steak. Victoria
December 25 – Montreal -- Join the world in celebrating my birthday.