I just sent the following letter to Norway:
Dear Nobel Prize Committee:
I believe in peace and fervently hope that all nations can be really nice and kind to each other.
I dream of a world where lunatic Iranian leaders will make Israelis their Facebook friends, where demented, egomaniacal dictators will use their nuclear reactors to power Ferris Wheels instead of bombs and where Al Qaeda terrorists will exchange their box-cutters for X-Boxes.
And I pray every night for sunshine and rainbows
Now that you know where I stand, when can I collect my Nobel Prize?
Crossposted at the Libertas Post