My wife injured her back recently and me being a good husband picked up the slack around the house.
And in doing so, I learned many things.
For instance:
* When doing laundry you should always make sure to separate the dark clothes from the white ones.
* When cooking a meat loaf always resist the temptation to press buttons on the stove just because you want to see what will happen.
* You need a masters degree in engineering to figure out how to open the lids on certain cleansers.
* The container for laundry detergent looks an awful lot like the container for orange juice.
I also learned that it's better for me not to do too much around the house.
You've been married TWENTY years and this is the first time you've learned all of this? Hmm..."good husband," indeed!
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