Friday, November 04, 2005

More Liberals Who Need Purging

Just as St. Patrick cast all the snakes out of Ireland, Prime Minister Paul Martin, in the wake of the Gomery Report, has been casting out Adscam-tainted Liberals from his Party.

And while he’s off to a good start in that regard, much more needs to be done.

So in the interest of helping the Liberal Party help itself, I have compiled a list of 10 more Liberals Martin should flush out in the interest of cleansing his party.

Here are my suggestions along with explanations:

David “The Chiclets Kid” Dingwall, whose main achievement seems to be that he can chew gum and waste tax dollars at the same time.

Carolyn Parrish: Yes she already got kicked out of the caucus. But you can never be too careful. Ban her again just to be on the safe side.

Joe Volpe: Too many restaurant bills charged to taxpayers. We just can’t afford his appetite.

Pierre Pettigrew’s Chauffeur: Time for him to pay for his own European vacations.

Jack Layton: Ok so he’s not really a Liberal, but he plays one in the House of Commons.

Belinda Stronach: Liberals only needed her for one vote anyway.

Hedy Fry: Only claim to fame: Attacking cross burners who never existed.

Judy Sgro: Thinks Canada’s most pressing immigration problem is a lack of exotic dancers from Romania.

Ralph Goodale: Won’t introduce tax cuts, unless of course, they serve the purpose of distracting us from Liberal scandals.

Jean Chr├ętien –Read the Gomery Report.

Anybody else got any ideas?

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