Just as St. Patrick cast all the snakes out of Ireland, Prime Minister Paul Martin, in the wake of the Gomery Report, has been casting out Adscam-tainted Liberals from his Party.
And while he’s off to a good start in that regard, much more needs to be done.
So in the interest of helping the Liberal Party help itself, I have compiled a list of 10 more Liberals Martin should flush out in the interest of cleansing his party.
Here are my suggestions along with explanations:
David “The Chiclets Kid” Dingwall, whose main achievement seems to be that he can chew gum and waste tax dollars at the same time.
Carolyn Parrish: Yes she already got kicked out of the caucus. But you can never be too careful. Ban her again just to be on the safe side.
Joe Volpe: Too many restaurant bills charged to taxpayers. We just can’t afford his appetite.
Pierre Pettigrew’s Chauffeur: Time for him to pay for his own European vacations.
Jack Layton: Ok so he’s not really a Liberal, but he plays one in the House of Commons.
Belinda Stronach: Liberals only needed her for one vote anyway.
Hedy Fry: Only claim to fame: Attacking cross burners who never existed.
Judy Sgro: Thinks Canada’s most pressing immigration problem is a lack of exotic dancers from Romania.
Ralph Goodale: Won’t introduce tax cuts, unless of course, they serve the purpose of distracting us from Liberal scandals.
Jean Chrétien –Read the Gomery Report.
Anybody else got any ideas?
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