Don’t ask how, but I
managed to get my hands on the Table of Contents for Liberal leader Justin Trudeau’s soon to be
published memoirs tentatively entitled, Fifty Shades of Yay!
If the chapter titles
are anything to go by, it promises to be a fascinating opus. Take a look:
Table of Contents
Chapter 1. The Kindergarten Years
Chapter 2. What I learned from zany old Uncle Fidel
Chapter 3. Why I love Canada to my very bones, to the
core of my molecules, to the roots of my incredibly thick hair.
Chapter 4. Discovering the Middle Class by
observing it through the window of my dad’s limousine.
Chapter 5. Albertans running Ottawa ! Not in my Canada .
Chapter 6. Why “Open”
Nominations are good for democracy
Chapter 7. Why
my power to arbitrarily veto Liberal candidates is good for democracy.
Chapter 8.Communist China: Admirable paradise of efficient
state power.
Chapter 9. My take on foreign policy: Putin and a Ukrainian
go into a bar…
Chapter 10. The
budget will balance itself and other economic theories I’ve devised while
smoking pot.
Chapter 11. Harper’s a big Meanie
Looks great, right? I suspect more chapters might emerge between now and the book's publication. Stay tuned.
