Friday, April 29, 2011

Election Equation

To help voters better understand the possible outcomes of the May 2nd election, I have prepared the following mathematical model incorporating all possible variables. 




Hope this clears things up.

9 comments:

  1. Anonymous2:06 PM

    You need the guy Klaatu from The Day the Earth Stood Still to make sense of that.

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  2. That ought to be easy for a Harvard man to understand.

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  3. Anonymous2:46 PM

    I don't care for the optics of that graph.

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  4. Anonymous3:33 PM

    These people could be NDP cabinet ministers....I am weeping!Its no joke.Fits in with that scrambled graph...scrambled brains.

    http://hashtagfail.tumblr.com/

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  5. Anonymous3:46 PM

    In the fourteenth sequence, sine equals 6.16 not 6.15 and that means Ignatieff's seat will give him haemorrhoids.

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  6. Anonymous4:01 PM

    looks like the new math curriculum in Ontario where a ballpark estimation and a wrong answer gets you a passing grade.

    This election sure has turned me off politics even more than I was before.

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  7. Foxtrot Bravo4:34 PM

    I caught you the other day on Sun TV. You're sounding much more reasonable then you were on the CBC, even given that the Caldwell kid is a clown just like Solomon.

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  8. Anonymous5:03 PM

    Liz may pm! Sheldon Cooper.Phd

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  9. Anonymous12:02 AM

    bahhaha...awesome.

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